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13 - I3abyChellaxOxOx [1-23-05
@ 12:17P]
DABEAST1181: UNLEASH MY BEAST!!! IM SO HORNY!! I HAVE PICS OF MY LONG HARD COCK JUST FOR YOU!!!! IM ME!!!
pulse rip: hahahaha
pulse rip: unleash my beast
pulse rip: hahahah
I3abyChellaxOxOx: umm no
pulse rip: jesus
I3abyChellaxOxOx: cant u people just be normal
pulse rip: you girls are so busy being bitchy that you have no sense of humor.
I3abyChellaxOxOx: nope sorry
I3abyChellaxOxOx: i aint bitchy
I3abyChellaxOxOx: u just a retartd
pulse rip: yes you are bitchy
pulse rip: and you just said aint
pulse rip: haha
I3abyChellaxOxOx: no
I3abyChellaxOxOx: im not
pulse rip: are you a redneck
pulse rip: yes you are
pulse rip: you're bitchy
I3abyChellaxOxOx: no im not
pulse rip: you're biiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiitchy
I3abyChellaxOxOx: u dont fucking know me whore
pulse rip: bitchy bitch bitch
pulse rip: BOO
I3abyChellaxOxOx: shut the fuck up
halfbizaked420: ah
pulse rip: you whore.
pulse rip: BITCHY
pulse rip: someone is BITCHY
I3abyChellaxOxOx: whore
pulse rip: bitchy
I3abyChellaxOxOx: whore
pulse rip: bitchy
I3abyChellaxOxOx: whore
CMNT

12 - moodee1128 [1-23-05
@ 12:16P]
moodee1128: faggits
CMNT

11 - Spdlikekvlchk17 [12-2-04
@ 9:38P]
[ mood | crazy ]

wont have faith: hi
wont have faith: i'm fat
Spdlikekvlchk17: hi
wont have faith: and i'm twelve
Spdlikekvlchk17: :-)
Spdlikekvlchk17: pic?
wont have faith: yes
wont have faith: no
wont have faith: no pic
Spdlikekvlchk17: k
Spdlikekvlchk17: wanna cyber
wont have faith: k
wont have faith: what's your asl
Spdlikekvlchk17: 14/m/me
Spdlikekvlchk17: so what do you look like
wont have faith: i have brown hair and brown eyes
wont have faith: and i'm 184 lbs
wont have faith: and 5'1
wont have faith: i look like POOP
wont have faith: but you like fat girls
Spdlikekvlchk17: i LOVE fat girls
wont have faith: i have more rolls than the corner bakery
wont have faith: fuck my rolls baby!!
Spdlikekvlchk17: so like how fat are you like relaly fat
wont have faith: i told u
wont have faith: i'm 5'1 and 184
Spdlikekvlchk17: sry i hadnt read it yet
Spdlikekvlchk17: i meanl ike u got fat all over
wont have faith: hell yeah
wont have faith: my booty jiggles when i walk
Spdlikekvlchk17: whats ur bra size
wont have faith: 38c
Spdlikekvlchk17: u wear thongs or panties
wont have faith: g strings
wont have faith: and i like to let them hang out of my mega tight jeans
Spdlikekvlchk17: what grade are you in
wont have faith: 7
Spdlikekvlchk17: nice
Spdlikekvlchk17: baby youre on my favorites list already
wont have faith: awesome
wont have faith: so you like young girls
Spdlikekvlchk17: definitely
wont have faith: you got pix?
Spdlikekvlchk17: no sry
wont have faith: oh
wont have faith: what do you look like fat loving man
Spdlikekvlchk17: im 5'11, brown hair/eyes, 135 lbs, 6.5 inch dick
wont have faith: oh baby
wont have faith: so do i sound good
wont have faith: i have more chins than a chinese phone book
Spdlikekvlchk17: you sound like maybe the hottest person ive ever talked to
wont have faith: really
wont have faith: when did you first decide you liked fat chicks
Spdlikekvlchk17: dunno i just kinda like em
wont have faith: ever done it doggy style with one?
wont have faith: more cushin' for tha pushin
Spdlikekvlchk17: nope
Spdlikekvlchk17: never done one
wont have faith: virgin?
Spdlikekvlchk17: yea
wont have faith: whatta shame
Spdlikekvlchk17: u a virgin
wont have faith: nah
Spdlikekvlchk17: ohh man
Spdlikekvlchk17: whos the lucky guy
wont have faith: there's TEN
wont have faith: TEN lucky guys
Spdlikekvlchk17: whoa
Spdlikekvlchk17: youre that fat and uve had 10
wont have faith: hell yeah
wont have faith: i'm a fuckin' skank
Spdlikekvlchk17: baby
Spdlikekvlchk17: im likin you
wont have faith: sweet
wont have faith: i'm likin' you back
Spdlikekvlchk17: :-*
Spdlikekvlchk17: so u really loose
wont have faith: Nah
wont have faith: I was naturally tight and you do'nt get looser the more you fuck
wont have faith: you stay tight
wont have faith: not many people know that.
wont have faith: many people are sexually uneducated
wont have faith: but since i'm a skank i know it all
Spdlikekvlchk17: cool
wont have faith: yes
Spdlikekvlchk17: so you must be one of the fattest bitches around
wont have faith: phattest
Spdlikekvlchk17: and fattest
Spdlikekvlchk17: the guys that fuck u like fat girls
wont have faith: no they're desperate
wont have faith: obviously
wont have faith: hahaha jk they love the fat chix
Spdlikekvlchk17: u got any pubic hair
wont have faith: shaved bald
Spdlikekvlchk17: nice
wont have faith: yeah man
Spdlikekvlchk17: whats your biggest fantasy
wont have faith: RAPE!
Spdlikekvlchk17: oh man
Spdlikekvlchk17: i LOVE you lol
wont have faith: is that yours too?
wont have faith: awesome
wont have faith: and i'm only 12, too
Spdlikekvlchk17: i want to man handle a fat chick
wont have faith: yep
Spdlikekvlchk17: i wish i had a pic of you
wont have faith: me too, guy, me too
wont have faith: what's your name?
Spdlikekvlchk17: matt
Spdlikekvlchk17: yours?
wont have faith: blair
Spdlikekvlchk17: u got a digital camera
wont have faith: no
Spdlikekvlchk17: scanner
wont have faith: no
Spdlikekvlchk17: darn
wont have faith: i live in the ghetto
wont have faith: i'm ghetto
wont have faith: is that bad
wont have faith: i'm a wigger
Spdlikekvlchk17: its perfectly fine
wont have faith: 'kay
wont have faith: what are you?
Spdlikekvlchk17: athlete
wont have faith: neet
wont have faith: neat
Spdlikekvlchk17: where u live
wont have faith: nyc u
Spdlikekvlchk17: maine
wont have faith: cool
Spdlikekvlchk17: omg i want to bone you so bad
wont have faith: really
wont have faith: how hard
Spdlikekvlchk17: omg yes
Spdlikekvlchk17: so hard
wont have faith: and do you want to hold me down and do it
wont have faith: make me helpless
Spdlikekvlchk17: ohh yes
Spdlikekvlchk17: i want to tear apart your pussy and cum all over your fat
wont have faith: oh baby
wont have faith: that's so hot
Spdlikekvlchk17: id stick my face right in the fat in your ass
wont have faith: rim job?
wont have faith: hot
Spdlikekvlchk17: no just stick it in and lick the fat
wont have faith: oh
wont have faith: you wont toss my salad?
Spdlikekvlchk17: heres what id do
Spdlikekvlchk17: id tie you down
Spdlikekvlchk17: fuck the shit out of your pussy
Spdlikekvlchk17: roll you over
Spdlikekvlchk17: fuck the shit out of your HUGE ass:-*
wont have faith: and kiss it
wont have faith: awesome
wont have faith: kiss my ass
Spdlikekvlchk17: then lick you all over and cum on you
wont have faith: ooh
wont have faith: want to cum on my face or my fat
wont have faith: or BOT
wont have faith: H
Spdlikekvlchk17: both8-)
wont have faith: awesome
Spdlikekvlchk17: :-*
wont have faith: :-*
Spdlikekvlchk17: lets bang
wont have faith: okay baybee
Spdlikekvlchk17: want me to rape you
Spdlikekvlchk17: in a back alley
wont have faith: yes
wont have faith: very badly
Spdlikekvlchk17: do you want to feel my huge cock penetrating your fat ass
wont have faith: yes
wont have faith: very badly
wont have faith: mmm
Spdlikekvlchk17: alrght
Spdlikekvlchk17: want me to start by seeing you walking down the street
wont have faith: sure
Spdlikekvlchk17: arlgiht
Spdlikekvlchk17: im walking down a dark street when i see this HUGE fat girl coming at me
Spdlikekvlchk17: i HAVE to fuck her i think
Spdlikekvlchk17: i take you and drag you into an alley and throw you to the ground
wont have faith: I scream
wont have faith: "OMG DONUT"
wont have faith: when i see a dunk n' donut
wont have faith: s
Spdlikekvlchk17: i pull you down
Spdlikekvlchk17: listen bitch
Spdlikekvlchk17: lets fuck
wont have faith: oh please no mr let me get a donut first!!
Spdlikekvlchk17: too bad bitch
Spdlikekvlchk17: we're gonna fuck
Spdlikekvlchk17: you can get one after
wont have faith: but! but! and i struggle.
Spdlikekvlchk17: i slap you across the face
Spdlikekvlchk17: listen bitch
Spdlikekvlchk17: you ready
wont have faith: i GASP and grunt
Spdlikekvlchk17: are you gonna get naked or do i have to for you
wont have faith: nooooo!!!! i keep struggling and kick up my feet and kick you in the balls with my massive size 12 fat elephant foot.
Spdlikekvlchk17: i pin you down and rip off your pants revealing huge legs and lots of fat, and a tiny gstring
wont have faith: my huge ass clings to the wet gravel under it
wont have faith: making me cold
wont have faith: my nipples are hard!!
wont have faith: I NEEEED A DONUTTTTTTTTTTTT I scream
Spdlikekvlchk17: listen bitch
Spdlikekvlchk17: how about i give you the cream filling
wont have faith: i whimper
wont have faith: i say "yes, sirrrrr"
Spdlikekvlchk17: alright
Spdlikekvlchk17: get naked then
wont have faith: but..but..anyone could see!!
wont have faith: my morbid obesity would blind them!
Spdlikekvlchk17: no one will se
Spdlikekvlchk17: see
Spdlikekvlchk17: this alley is too dark
Spdlikekvlchk17: now get naked
wont have faith: uhhh.uhhh..umm....UNGH...:'(
Spdlikekvlchk17: get naked>:o
wont have faith: I whimper and peel off my size medium shirt and toss it over my head behind me
wont have faith: my fat tumbles out
wont have faith: and slaps you in the face
wont have faith: ARGHHH!
wont have faith: sry
Spdlikekvlchk17: take the rest off bitch
wont have faith: nooo!
wont have faith: it's too cold!
wont have faith: my bra and g string keep me so warm
Spdlikekvlchk17: too bad
Spdlikekvlchk17: i grab the bra between your huge tits and rip it off
wont have faith: my jaw DROPS =-O and i gasp and my fat jiggles all around me when I fall back down onto the pavement
Spdlikekvlchk17: ready to get fucked bitch
wont have faith: yes sir
Spdlikekvlchk17: take off your gstring
wont have faith: i can't with holding me down sir
wont have faith: you*
Spdlikekvlchk17: i let go for a second
Spdlikekvlchk17: now take it off
wont have faith: I wiggle out of my g string with serious effort and also toss it to the side
wont have faith: i ANTICIPATE your next rape like move
Spdlikekvlchk17: i insert my huge dick into your tight pussy between your fat thighs
wont have faith: i don't feel it. i'm too fat. I look at you confused and waiting
Spdlikekvlchk17: i start to fuck you so hard your fat starts to jiggle
wont have faith: i get whiplash and my neck hurts
wont have faith: but i still feel no pleasure
wont have faith: it makes me weep
wont have faith: and want more donuts
Spdlikekvlchk17: i fuck you so hard a ripple effect of fat shoots through your body
Spdlikekvlchk17: i grab your fat thighs and start to fuck as hard as humanly possible

wont have faith: the ground begins to shake and the buildings begin to crumble. HOLY CRAP I MADE THE RICHTER SCALE!!
wont have faith: The earth starts falling down around us
wont have faith: and a tsunami breezes by
Spdlikekvlchk17: but i just keep banging
Spdlikekvlchk17: i love your fat body
wont have faith: I begin to think "wow this is painful. maybe i'm getting scoliosis!!" and decide i want a nathans foot long weiner (;-)) with a double side of fries and onion rings
Spdlikekvlchk17: i then roll you over and find your asshole through all the fat
Spdlikekvlchk17: i stick my dick in and start to band
wont have faith: i think "he actually found my anus! i wonder if i'm prarie dogging. i had bush's baked beans last night."
wont have faith: ..ARE YOU STILL THERE MY FATLOVINGATHLETEBOY? my intarweb kicked me off!!
Spdlikekvlchk17: i sure am:-*
Spdlikekvlchk17: can we stop cybering and talk about your fat
wont have faith: sure
Spdlikekvlchk17: describe it to me as best as you can and as detailed as you can
wont have faith: uh
wont have faith: i don't know where to begin theres just so much
Spdlikekvlchk17: around your pussy
Spdlikekvlchk17: then your ass
wont have faith: well..it's big..like the size of a king size pillow for a bed..and it's so flabby..literally like poking jello. everytime it gets anykind of action or anything it jiggles like crazy
wont have faith: and it sags
wont have faith: and it has lots of cellutlite
Spdlikekvlchk17: do you love your fat
wont have faith: yes
Spdlikekvlchk17: me too
wont have faith: yeah?
Spdlikekvlchk17: i want it
wont have faith: would you want me to be fatter?
Spdlikekvlchk17: maybeO:-):-*
wont have faith: because i'd be fatter for you
wont have faith: ill go eat shit just for you right now
wont have faith: and rub my fat thinking about you
wont have faith: while i ea tit
wont have faith: hehe i made a silly
Spdlikekvlchk17: lol
wont have faith: yes
Spdlikekvlchk17: im gonna go jerk off to your fat ass
wont have faith: have fun
Spdlikekvlchk17: i will:-*
wont have faith: use mayo as lube
wont have faith: :-* :-*
Spdlikekvlchk17: im going to use vaseline
wont have faith: use lard
Spdlikekvlchk17: dont have any
wont have faith: aww shucks
wont have faith: okay
wont have faith: have fun
wont have faith: bye

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10 - devilpride58 [10-16-04
@ 11:18A]
devilpride58: hwy asl
granny gone wild: What the fuck does that say?
devilpride58: age sex location
granny gone wild: No
granny gone wild: What the fuck is "hwy"
devilpride58: idn
devilpride58: sht sex r u
granny gone wild: Are you calling me shit?
devilpride58: i ment wht'
granny gone wild: Now you're calling me white?
granny gone wild: Hell no, I'm a big black man.
granny gone wild: I'll pop a cap in your ass, whitey.
granny gone wild: Whitey?
granny gone wild: ARe you there?
devilpride58: suck off
devilpride58: fuck
granny gone wild: Yes..whitey. I want you to suck me off very bad.
granny gone wild: Me and my big black cock.
devilpride58: fuck off nigger
granny gone wild: Oh hell no.
granny gone wild: Now I have to get my homies on you.
granny gone wild: You don't do that to a black man.
devilpride58: bring it
granny gone wild: my creamy pale love muffin? are you there?
Previous message was not received by devilpride58 because of error: User devilpride58 is not available.
granny gone wild: :'(
Previous message was not received by devilpride58 because of error: User devilpride58 is not available.
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10 - Columbiababe2009 [10-13-04
@ 11:10P]
[ mood | cold ]

granny gone wild: I raped your dog.
granny gone wild: The ugly one.
granny gone wild: It was good.
granny gone wild: Do you want to see pictures?
Columbiababe2009: ass whole!
Columbiababe2009 signed off at 10:56:23 PM.


Does anyone else notice the irony? I told her I raped her dog and she called me an "ass whole"!


credits to "Im the real Mr P".

CMNT

[10-12-04
@ 6:42P]
[ mood | cold ]

weetLilMystic17: i hate being a cuties little girl form ohio
SweetLilMystic17: it sucks
SweetLilMystic17: everyone thinks you dumb
granny gone wild: eh.
granny gone wild: i used to be like that.
Sixstarsharpshot: oh
granny gone wild: then i realized, hey i'm smart!
granny gone wild: so i started acting like it.
SweetLilMystic17: Im smart too
granny gone wild: about four years ago.
SweetLilMystic17: but no one believes me
granny gone wild: i believe you.
SweetLilMystic17: really
granny gone wild: you can do anything you put your mind to.
SweetLilMystic17: ur nice!
Sixstarsharpshot: ur smart
granny gone wild: sure.
granny gone wild: i'm also sarcastic.

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9 - brendanhater07, again! [10-11-04
@ 8:26P]
[ mood | amused ]

brendanhater07: heyy
granny gone wild: hai gurl
granny gone wild: i saw u todai did u c me
brendanhater07: no who r u
brendanhater07: where did u see me
granny gone wild: uhh ind ahall
brendanhater07: watt hall we didnt have skool 2day
brendanhater07: ?/
granny gone wild: o
granny gone wild: ok
brendanhater07: yea
granny gone wild: ..
granny gone wild: how ru
brendanhater07: den where did u
brendanhater07: good u
granny gone wild: i az hokai

Haha. I am such a loser, but so is she. hahahahaha.

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8 - Another run in with Fatinalam. [10-10-04
@ 5:17P]
[ mood | cheerful ]

Fatinalam: hey granny
granny gone wild: Is your wife gone?
Fatinalam: no she is sucking my dick
granny gone wild: Oh, yeah?
Fatinalam: wut u wearing baby
granny gone wild: Your brother's clothes from last night.
Fatinalam: nice one
Fatinalam: o ya tell u r mom to shave her pussy
Fatinalam: is a jungle down there
granny gone wild: I don't live with my parents, I wouldn't know.
granny gone wild: Hey, since it's pretty obvious neither of us are old folks.
granny gone wild: Why don't we start over!
Fatinalam: alright baby
Fatinalam: u got a pic
Fatinalam: wuts ur real age
granny gone wild: No no.
Fatinalam: ifu dont how u look like
granny gone wild: What's your real age?
Fatinalam: 21 baby
Fatinalam: urs
granny gone wild: I'm twelve.
Fatinalam: u sick bitch
granny gone wild: Hahahaha.
Fatinalam: god ur a pervert
granny gone wild: Hahahhahahahha.
granny gone wild: by the way
Fatinalam: wut
granny gone wild: I'm featuring you here :http://www.livejournal.com/users/intarweb_luv/
granny gone wild: I believe you're entry five.
granny gone wild: How do you feel?
Fatinalam: u bitch
granny gone wild: Oh, please.
Fatinalam: screw u
granny gone wild: This will be there soon too.
Fatinalam: fuck u

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7 - eaglesrock74 [10-10-04
@ 5:01P]
[ mood | calm ]

eaglesrock74: wtf
granny gone wild: wtf
eaglesrock74: exactly
granny gone wild: wtfz j00 n00b
eaglesrock74: wat the hell r u talking about
granny gone wild: 1337 5p34k
eaglesrock74: ?
eaglesrock74: wtf r u talking about do u hav like sars or something
granny gone wild: what if i do
granny gone wild: you stupid jew
eaglesrock74: im not jewish fucking muslim
granny gone wild: fuck you
eaglesrock74: or asian
granny gone wild: fucking towel head
granny gone wild: go bomb a fucking building
granny gone wild: newb
eaglesrock74: o that hurt my feelings
granny gone wild: aw poor baby :'(
eaglesrock74: um im american and christian
granny gone wild: that's great
granny gone wild: jew
eaglesrock74: im christian dumbass
eaglesrock74: asian
granny gone wild: stfu jew
eaglesrock74: eaglesrock74: im christian dumbass
granny gone wild: stfu jew
granny gone wild: jew
granny gone wild: jew
granny gone wild: jew
granny gone wild: jewj
granny gone wild: ewj
eaglesrock74: The last message was not sent because you are over the rate limit. Please wait until sending is re-enabled and send the message again.

eaglesrock74: now i no u r asian cause u cant read my messages
granny gone wild: i'm not fucking asian. do i look like i build VCRs to you, jew?
eaglesrock74: ok i will stop calling u asian if u stop calling me jew
granny gone wild: fine.
eaglesrock74: ok muslim
granny gone wild: fuck you iraqi
eaglesrock74: ok eskimo
granny gone wild: k canadian
eaglesrock74: thats not actually that bad
granny gone wild: I know
granny gone wild: I like Canada.
granny gone wild: Okay, you win.
eaglesrock74: me too
granny gone wild: I like Montreal the best
eaglesrock74: i didnt really care that was just really funny
granny gone wild: What, our stupid conversation?
eaglesrock74: ya
granny gone wild: Yeah. I'm planning on posting it to here : http://www.livejournal.com/users/intarweb_luv/
eaglesrock74: haha

I never tell a lie.

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6 - pistons30322321 [10-10-04
@ 4:34P]
[ mood | bored ]

pistons30322321: hi
granny gone wild: hi.
pistons30322321: are you a girl
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: are you hot
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: do you have pic
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: show me
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321 wants to directly connect.
granny gone wild declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
pistons30322321 wants to directly connect.
granny gone wild declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
pistons30322321: show me
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: are you going to show me your pic
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: then show me
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: ok
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: are you naked
granny gone wild: yes.
pistons30322321: what are you doing
granny gone wild: yes.

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5 - Fatinalam [10-10-04
@ 3:06P]
[ mood | amused ]

Fatinalam: hey baby
Fatinalam: asl
granny gone wild: 67/f/oklahoma
granny gone wild: yourself?
Fatinalam: 69 m la
Fatinalam: u got tits
Fatinalam: big ones
granny gone wild: yes.
Fatinalam: pics?
granny gone wild: I have triple F implants.
granny gone wild: No.
Fatinalam: ahh.. i wanna see them saggy thing
Fatinalam: i wanna fuck u up the ass and pussy
Fatinalam: u like big dicks
Fatinalam: bye my wife came back
granny gone wild: lmao

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4 - brendanhater07 [10-10-04
@ 2:49P]
[ mood | bored ]

brendanhater07: heyy
granny gone wild: hi
brendanhater07: supp
granny gone wild: n2mu
brendanhater07: kool
brendanhater07: who r u
granny gone wild: i duno ho r u
brendanhater07: mary
brendanhater07: who r u
granny gone wild: ware did u get mi sn
granny gone wild: wera did u get my scrneame mary
granny gone wild: helo?
granny gone wild: OMG HOO R U
brendanhater07: mary
granny gone wild: WHEAR DID U GET MY SN?!?/
brendanhater07: idk
granny gone wild: shudut p yes u do
granny gone wild: ware did u get it
brendanhater07: wat skool do ya go
granny gone wild: sa,e 1 as u
brendanhater07: oooo
granny gone wild: yA
brendanhater07: how do u no
granny gone wild: iuuh u tgo 2 dv
brendanhater07: yea
brendanhater07: wart grade r u in
granny gone wild: wiut grade r u in?
brendanhater07: 7th
granny gone wild: o i am in 8
brendanhater07: o
granny gone wild: ya
brendanhater07: watz ur name
granny gone wild: julie
granny gone wild: do u kno meh?
brendanhater07: watz ur last name
granny gone wild: umm y wut iz urs
brendanhater07: bocskocsky
granny gone wild: r u shure
brendanhater07: yea
brendanhater07: lol
granny gone wild: ok
brendanhater07: yea
granny gone wild: i do not wujtn 2 tell u mi last name cuz i dun kno irf u r relly u okkk??//
brendanhater07: ok
brendanhater07: itz ok
granny gone wild: ok
brendanhater07: howz life
granny gone wild: petddy gud did u kno she said sum relly bad stuff abut u
granny gone wild: she lik hatez u
granny gone wild: n u dun kno it
granny gone wild: 'wellnow u do cuz i jnus told u lolzoll
brendanhater07: lol whoz peddy gud ?
granny gone wild: no i r predty gud
granny gone wild: u ask me how i am n i said predy gud
granny gone wild: n i thik u shud kno she said sum reely bad sutff bout us
granny gone wild: dry i cnt relly type dat well
granny gone wild: i gahve down syndrome
granny gone wild: n colon cancer
brendanhater07: who
granny gone wild: me
granny gone wild: i hav down syndrom n cooln caner
granny gone wild: it relyl sukx
brendanhater07: o
brendanhater07: :-(
granny gone wild: yah
granny gone wild: wut
granny gone wild: ummmm well i thik unshyud yell at her or sumthin cuz she hatez u
granny gone wild: she iz prertdned 2 be ur friend
granny gone wild: u kno
granny gone wild: dat iznt kel
brendanhater07: who is pretending 2 be my friend
brendanhater07: ?
granny gone wild: umm i thik u kjno
granny gone wild: cuz lik u said bad stuffz bout yher 2 u kno?
brendanhater07: who watz her name
granny gone wild: u kno ho i am talkin bout?
granny gone wild: she called u a hoe n said dat she wuz gunna cut ur throat for doin wut u did
granny gone wild: n i think u shud watch out cuz lik her brothear is in da bloodz u kno wut dat iz
granny gone wild: u kno
granny gone wild: itz da gang
granny gone wild: u kno
brendanhater07: o ok
granny gone wild: yah so u kno who i am talkin bout
granny gone wild: ???
brendanhater07: no nott rlly]
granny gone wild: o well u shud find out cuz shen iz funna fite u
granny gone wild: but dunt wry i wunt tel her wut usaix
granny gone wild: u said
granny gone wild: ok
granny gone wild: ok??? u rthar??
brendanhater07: ok w/e
brendanhater07: brb
granny gone wild: k

She never came back... :'(

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3 - chips45b [10-10-04
@ 12:47A]
chips45b: so what r u up to?
granny gone wild: I'm making fun of mentally handicapped children and jews.
granny gone wild: I enjoy dressing up like Hitler on halloween and going to the Jewish Community Center.
chips45b: lol
chips45b: thats mean
granny gone wild: Someone has to keep the Nazi's alive.
granny gone wild: You should try it sometime, it's a riot.
chips45b: ok hahha
granny gone wild: Really.
granny gone wild: Meet me there.
granny gone wild: No, I'll meet you.
chips45b: ok
granny gone wild: What's your adress?
granny gone wild: address*
chips45b: r u horny granny?
granny gone wild: We're talking about hitler right now.
granny gone wild: What's your address?
chips45b: i can't tell
granny gone wild: Why not?
granny gone wild: I thought we were going to play hitler together this halloween.
chips45b: cause
granny gone wild: And then we could have hot sieg hail sex on the beach afterwards.
chips45b: lol nope
granny gone wild: Doesn't that sound good?
granny gone wild: Seig Hail!
chips45b: mmmmmmm
chips45b: oh yes
granny gone wild: Then what's your adress?
chips45b: well i can't give that out
granny gone wild: Why the fuck not?
granny gone wild: Do I have to stuff you in an oven?
granny gone wild: Do you really want that?
granny gone wild: Bitch?
chips45b: im sry
chips45b: i just cant
granny gone wild: Why?
granny gone wild: Are you a jew?

I was having spelling problems, sorry.
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2 - wowza1988 [10-10-04
@ 12:41A]
wowza1988: asl
granny gone wild: u first
granny gone wild: you*
wowza1988: 16/m/ca
granny gone wild: 16/f/oklahoma
wowza1988: kewl
wowza1988: pic?
granny gone wild: no u
wowza1988: ya
wowza1988 wants to directly connect.
granny gone wild declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
granny gone wild: wait
granny gone wild: is it nekid?
wowza1988: wut
wowza1988: ya
wowza1988: y
granny gone wild: no
granny gone wild: i cnt c it den
wowza1988: y
granny gone wild: cuz i cnt
granny gone wild: ok?
wowza1988: y not
wowza1988: its not like anyone will see
wowza1988: seriously
wowza1988: wuts ur prob
granny gone wild: i dunt hav a prob wth
wowza1988 wants to directly connect.
granny gone wild declines request; no connection was made. (Note: For best results, you and your buddy should use the latest version of AIM.).
granny gone wild: i cnt cuz i, hav a hirstoy thing n my dad chekz it
granny gone wild: if he seez iti iwill getin truble
granny gone wild: ok???
wowza1988: ur too old to get in trouble
wowza1988: 34 right?
wowza1988: granny gone wild: Elsie, would you like to talk to a fully matured 34 year old male?
granny gone wild: i wuz only kiddin
wowza1988: yea right
granny gone wild: wut i wuz
granny gone wild: polz belive me
wowza1988: ill believe u if u accept my pic
wowza1988: u cant delete it after
granny gone wild: I cnt i swear
granny gone wild: i cnt it records it
granny gone wild: i swear
wowza1988: w/e
granny gone wild: Okay, fine. You've caught me. I am a 31 year old male.
wowza1988: really?
granny gone wild: I work for the CIA trying to track down pedophiles in online chatrooms off of aol.
granny gone wild: Yes.
wowza1988: o thats kewl
wowza1988: i dont believeu tho
granny gone wild: But if you ever tell anyone that, I will be banned from ever working with law enforcement again.
granny gone wild: Good.
granny gone wild: It's better that way.
wowza1988: w/e
granny gone wild: My identity is more secret.
granny gone wild: Now, I'm sorry. But I have to trace your IP adress to find out where you live, your social security number, and commit identity theft of your mothers third cousin.
granny gone wild: Could you help me out by just telling me your IP?
granny gone wild: Hello?
Previous message was not received by wowza1988 because of error: User wowza1988 is not available.
CMNT

1 - BEnrICe43 [10-9-04
@ 11:44P]
BEnrICe43: wat do u look like?
granny gone wild: i am four foot elven
granny gone wild: n i hav blonde hair
granny gone wild: n grene eyez
granny gone wild: i weigh 87 poundz
granny gone wild: am i ok?
BEnrICe43: ya very nice
granny gone wild: olk kewl
granny gone wild: iz it ok that i am so short
granny gone wild: becusz i take pills that r supposed to mak me taller but dey rnt workin
granny gone wild: i think they r called vitamin a
granny gone wild: i duno wut brand dat iz
granny gone wild: hav u evr triexd it?
BEnrICe43: nope
BEnrICe43: lol
granny gone wild: o
granny gone wild: ok
granny gone wild: y r u laughin
BEnrICe43: casue ive always been tall
granny gone wild: o
granny gone wild: lucky
granny gone wild: i am short n cuddly tho
granny gone wild: :-P
granny gone wild: r u ther
BEnrICe43: yeah
BEnrICe43: im here and i like to cuddle
granny gone wild: ooo
granny gone wild: i want 2 cuddle wif u
BEnrICe43: oh ya
granny gone wild: :-P
BEnrICe43: wat else do u like to do?
granny gone wild: i lik hugz
granny gone wild: n i luuuuv kisses
granny gone wild: do u?
granny gone wild: halo?
BEnrICe43: sry
granny gone wild: its ok
BEnrICe43: i had to do somethin
granny gone wild: i thouht u did not lik me
granny gone wild: o
granny gone wild: wut did u do
BEnrICe43: yes very much so
BEnrICe43: helped my dad lift something
granny gone wild: o that was relly nice of u
BEnrICe43: i didnt have much of a choice
granny gone wild: o
granny gone wild: lolz
BEnrICe43: ya
BEnrICe43: i luv to flirt do u?
granny gone wild: yah
granny gone wild: i luv it
granny gone wild: :-*
BEnrICe43: lol ic
BEnrICe43: i bet u i luv it more:-*;-)
granny gone wild: how cud dat b i won biggest flirt 2 yrs in a row ;-)
BEnrICe43: oh ya
BEnrICe43: thats pretty good then
granny gone wild: lol ya
BEnrICe43: babe i g2g
granny gone wild: aw y
granny gone wild: plz stai
BEnrICe43: ill add u ifthats alright
BEnrICe43: nvm
BEnrICe43: lol
granny gone wild: lolz
granny gone wild: thank u
BEnrICe43: n/p
granny gone wild: so wut iz ur name
BEnrICe43: Kyle urs?
granny gone wild: chrissy
BEnrICe43: thats a cool name
granny gone wild: ty
granny gone wild: my ful name iz cristal
BEnrICe43: u prob wont wanna answer this but r thongs comfortable?
granny gone wild: but i ddint lik it it sounded 2 ditzy yenno??
granny gone wild: yah
BEnrICe43: lol ya
granny gone wild: they r
granny gone wild: but i lik gstrings bettr
BEnrICe43: i dont think
BEnrICe43: i could ever wear one
granny gone wild: rnt u a boi?
BEnrICe43: dont they ride up ur ass though
BEnrICe43: ya
BEnrICe43: butif i was a girl
granny gone wild: y wud u wear 1 den dat be kinda homoseujxla dont u think
granny gone wild: ok
granny gone wild: oj
granny gone wild: oh
granny gone wild: umm well dey r sexi
granny gone wild: n if ia cute boi sitz behind me in class n i drop mah pencil
BEnrICe43: ya they r
granny gone wild: den dey come in handi ;-)
BEnrICe43: there one of my turn ons lol
granny gone wild: ooo
BEnrICe43: haha
BEnrICe43: so r short skirts and curley hair
granny gone wild: mah hair is natyurally sorta wavy curly lik but i straighten it
granny gone wild: cuz it is thik so it gets messy reel easy
granny gone wild: n i luuuv short skirts
granny gone wild: i am so sad da summa is ova so i cnt wear them nemore
BEnrICe43: ya that happens
granny gone wild: yah
BEnrICe43: hey do u ever wear them without ne panties
BEnrICe43: cause i ppl that do
BEnrICe43: ik*
granny gone wild: yah i do
granny gone wild: it iz so much more comfortable dat wai usually
BEnrICe43: thats hoot
BEnrICe43: hott
granny gone wild: n i dont kno y ppl think it iz gross cuz itz relly no diff then if u were 2 ware a gstring u kno
granny gone wild: cuz it doestn reely cover much more
BEnrICe43: ya
BEnrICe43: dou ever 4get u not wearing ne
BEnrICe43: in skool
granny gone wild: lol YA
granny gone wild: omg it sukz so much sometimez
BEnrICe43: i bet
granny gone wild: especially lik if i am goin up da striars in between classes den evry1 below me can see my butt
BEnrICe43: dou have a nice one
granny gone wild: yah i do
granny gone wild: inhav never been told otharwize
granny gone wild: ;-)
BEnrICe43: so ur not a brigen
BEnrICe43: virgen*
granny gone wild: haha no wai
granny gone wild: r u
BEnrICe43: ya :-[
granny gone wild: aww we shud fix dat
granny gone wild: ;-)
BEnrICe43: ya we shoulld
BEnrICe43: lol
granny gone wild: mm id lik 2

* I get kicked off. *

granny gone wild: omg sry
granny gone wild: my internat was being stupid
BEnrICe43: its aight
granny gone wild: i hate dail up so much
BEnrICe43: i have it to
BEnrICe43: it blows
granny gone wild: yah it doez
BEnrICe43: is 7 1/2 small??
granny gone wild: no
BEnrICe43: its not
granny gone wild: r u talkin about wut i think ur talkin about?
BEnrICe43: ya
BEnrICe43: lol
granny gone wild: it iz above average
BEnrICe43: wats average?
granny gone wild: 6
BEnrICe43: wow
granny gone wild: wut?
BEnrICe43: i thougth i was small
granny gone wild: o
granny gone wild: well if u r 71/2 i wud luv 2 suk on it
granny gone wild: ;-)
BEnrICe43: i woudl give it all 2 u
granny gone wild: mm i want it relly bad
granny gone wild: i want 2 sit on it n ride i lik a locamotive
BEnrICe43: ill keep chuggin along
granny gone wild: oo lol
BEnrICe43: lol
granny gone wild: mmm u r making me hot
BEnrICe43: iwas jsut bout toask u that?
BEnrICe43: cause u starting to amekme pre-cum
granny gone wild: ooo
BEnrICe43: i want u so bad right now
granny gone wild: ya
BEnrICe43: im so hrny
granny gone wild: mmm jesus i wunt u
BEnrICe43: wat
granny gone wild: mmm
BEnrICe43: wtf
granny gone wild: ...
granny gone wild: i luv jesus
granny gone wild: u thar?


Okay, that one was weak. But I've got to kick it off somehow.
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